Training Dummy

On Hit:

“I’ve had worse!” “Ow!  Hehe, not really.”  “That the best you’ve got?”

On Attack: “If I could move, you’d be toast.”  “Take that!  Ha, made you flinch.”  “Staring contest, go!”

On Defeat: “I’ll be baaaaack.”

Goblin

On Hit:

“Ouches!”  “Erk!” “Bwah!” “Curses you!”

On Attack:

“Takes that human!”  “Bite steal!”  “You never defeat goblins!”

On Defeat:

“Raaaag!”  “Mine’s gems!”  “Avenge me!”

Friendly Shopkeep

Intro:

“Welcome traveler, what can get for you?” “Hello, friend.”  “You’re just in time, we’re having a sale!”

On Look at Item Details:

“Ah, you have an eye for quality I see?”  “You’ll not find a better deal in a hundred miles!” “I was saving that just for you!” 

On Sell Item:

“A fine trade!” “I wouldn’t normally take such a thing, but for you, it’s a deal!”  “Of course!”

On Buy Item:

“You won’t regret it!”  “Anything else?”  “Splendid, splendid!”

On Exit:

“Come back soon!”  “Until next time my friend.”  “Don’t forget to come back and restock!”

Underpaid Shopkeep

Intro:

“Great, another customer…” “Yeah?”  “There goes my break…”

On Look at item Details:

“Look you want it or not?”  “Mhmm…” “You break it you buy it.” 

On Sell Item:

“Great, more junk to shelf…” “Uh huh…”  “I guess I’m required to take it.”

On Buy Item:

“Whatever…”  “That it?”  “Hurray, another dollar for the boss…”

On Exit:

“Later.”  “See ya.”  “Try not to die or whatever.” 

Wooden Stick : “It’s technically better than nothing.” 

Iron Sword: “It’s pretty heavy and kind of sharp.  Just watch where you swing it.”

Copper Sword: “Copper isn’t normally better than Iron in a fight, but it does conduct magic better.” 

Silver Sword: “Werewolves watch out.” 

Gold Sword: “It’s technically just a gilded sword, but marketing said that was too many letters”

Ruby Sword: “It’s actually made of crystalized blood.  Or strawberry jam.  Lick it to find out.”

Emerald Sword: “Green means "Go" when it comes to stabbing someone.”